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Cogito, Ergo Domitor Vestri Sum
Omnis pinguis delenda est!
Created on 2005-05-25 14:53:49 (#7225080), last updated 2009-04-13
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| Name: | Jake "The Lord Humongous" Araujo |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1980-04-08 |
| Location: | Ontario, California, United States |
| Website: | my DeviantArt page |
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?
But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,
Though I have seen my head [grown slightly bald] brought in upon a platter,
I am no prophet—and here’s no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid.
...I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
Almost, at times, the Fool.
- T. S. Eliot, "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"
And therefore, — since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days, —
I am determined to prove a villain,
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
- Shakespeare, "Richard III"
I once knew a winsome young lass,
Of dignity, breeding, and class,
Whose fellatio talents
Kept her chi from imbalance
When taking four cocks in the ass.
- Jake Araujo, "Filthy Limerick #472"
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?
But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,
Though I have seen my head [grown slightly bald] brought in upon a platter,
I am no prophet—and here’s no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid.
...I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
Almost, at times, the Fool.
- T. S. Eliot, "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"
And therefore, — since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days, —
I am determined to prove a villain,
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
- Shakespeare, "Richard III"
I once knew a winsome young lass,
Of dignity, breeding, and class,
Whose fellatio talents
Kept her chi from imbalance
When taking four cocks in the ass.
- Jake Araujo, "Filthy Limerick #472"
Interests (18):
alternate history, chaucer, civil rights, elaborate revenge fantasies, european history, grilling, heroic fantasy, liberal politics, literary nonsense, literature, medieval literature, nonsense, sci-fi, sci-fi nonsense, type 2 manic depression, unattainable ideals, us history, walking into the sea
Schools:
Damien High School - La Verne, CA (1994 - 1998)University of California - Riverside - Riverside, CA (1998 - 2008)
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